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My Idea For This Story / Dear Wonderful Stranger

11/30/2016

 
by ELIZEYA QUATE
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My Idea For This Story

My first idea for this story was to build a page for homicidal sentences. They would be the toughest, meanest sentences anyone had seen in a long while. As soon as the reader opens to the first page: *blam-blam*, there they are, the sentences, just going at it.

Whoah, thinks the reader. That's blood. That blood is real.

These sentences would be criminals. They would have escaped from burned-down asylums. They would want to dance the way skeletons want to dance; with their whole bodies missing at once. They would be crude and nasty. They would behave badly. And then they would die in wanton spectacles of violence. 

That didn’t work out, so my second idea for this story was to make a story that was a story about writing this story itself, like a self-zapping lightning bolt that strikes itself over and over again. This would be the paragraph where you’d get a sense of whether or not this sort of thing could hang actually together. 


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Me and Nettie

11/29/2016

 
by SCOTT McCLELLAND

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First Food by Jenny Cu / Flickr

​January 3, 1964


Our Ma died three days after President Kennedy was killed, and I reckon Daddy must’ve thought the whole world was coming apart on him then, ‘cause he didn’t have no idea how to take care of me, a nine-year-old boy, or worse, my little sister Nettie, who’d just turned three. 

When Miss Jaskey, from the County Office, come to see if we was okay, there weren’t nothing to eat in the house ‘cept three jars of baby food from when Nettie was just a little bitty. We’d had six jars the day before, but Daddy come in the kitchen and ate two jars of sweet peaches, then left us on our own, while he went down to Rusko’s Superette to get another box of beer—that he drank warm—before knocking out on the davenport again. I fed Nettie one jar of mushed peas, and then hid them last three jars in a cubbyhole where the milkman used to leave our milk and cottage cheese. 
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Why I Can't Fly With My Harp

11/28/2016

 
by BOBBIE WAYNE
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Ye Olde Harp by Baptiste Pons / Flickr
I learned that Moses was dead from Fred Koller, the dry-witted songwriter who had told me his acquaintance Moses could build me a harp case. Fred called from Nashville to say that Moses had died of “bad livin’” and that I needed to get the case before it was taken and sold to repay debts. Unfortunately, the case he had built was not the light-weight one I wanted for my small Celtic harp. But maybe if I had the case I could sell it and get my $600 back.

I wouldn’t have ordered such an expensive thing if my career as a singer/songwriter wasn’t picking up steam. Having made my first recording, I was getting airplay in college radio stations across the nation. It was time for a better instrument along with a flight case. I ordered the new harp. But Moses made very slow work of the case, despite my frequent and increasingly urgent long distance calls. Eventually he let slip the fact that he had subcontracted the work as soon as he had cashed my check for $600. I decided it was time to take a firmer stance with Moses.
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New App Narceexist

11/27/2016

 
by DANIEL ROCHE
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The Rare #Selfie by Al E. / Flickr

​Every year billions of people go to bed starving for attention.  Born into a hard life of mediocrity, with no special skills or talents, these people have little chance of ever making an impact on the world.  As a last resort, many upload countless pictures or videos in hope of mattering.  At best, these people are noticed and soon forgotten.  At worst, they’re ignored entirely.  Unfortunately there is no cure to being insignificant, but there is a way to provide relief for suffering egos everywhere.  


Narceexist makes the average person sound remarkable.  Inspired by the plight of the unexceptional, Narceexist turns meaningless events into major turning points in human history.  With Narceexist you can upload your favorite pictures or videos, and experience what it’s like to live in a documentary about yourself.  Accompanying every upload is a celebrity voiced narration that gives your event the impact it needs to be remembered.            

Here’s how it works:
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