by PATRICK BARB
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Reason Number 1: Bite? Who said anything about a bite?
You know who I bet probably got bitten—that science guy, what’s his name, you know the one—the one with the eyes. What’s he doing in that room with the locks back there?
You know who likes to lock things up? People with secrets that’s who.
Don’t tell me you’re gonna sit here, and believe his story about how he’s “working on a cure” and how he “doesn’t want to get anyone’s hopes up,” or just take at face value his little warnings about how “exposure to others could taint the test subjects.”
As If Hell Were A Real Place
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