​ [  just pinch your nose and keep eating  ]
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​Recommended Reading 
Slurpie Safari
Sorrel Westbrook-Wilson / Bartleby Snopes
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​From the Archives
The End-Times at Landesdownesville High
Benjamin Tedoff / 1-17-16

Six-Six-Sixer - Laura Eppinger
Bio:​ ​Laura Eppinger eats donuts every day.
Title: Teaching Yoga For Kids Spring 2016
Sixer: "Miss Laura, I'm a dead leaf."
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​     A note from the editors concerning the Trumpacabra effect.

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Intrinsick 1.0

Intrinsick 2.0