The Whats We Want Manifesto
This is the place where you will submit your hard fought fictions to be approved or rejected by our nefarious whims.
We want to feel a little uneasy after we read something, kind of like you when you saw our editorial staff.
We want to have to read it again right away, even though we'll be late for something important.
We want to laugh even though it is probably in poor taste to do so.
We want lots of whats and whatnots and what the fucks.
We don't know what whats we want, but will know
when the whats make us want them.
Please don't take it personally
if the what you send isn't
the what we want.
It's not your fault.
It's our fault.
Unless you don't follow these guidelines.
In that case it is totally your fault.
We want to feel a little uneasy after we read something, kind of like you when you saw our editorial staff.
We want to have to read it again right away, even though we'll be late for something important.
We want to laugh even though it is probably in poor taste to do so.
We want lots of whats and whatnots and what the fucks.
We don't know what whats we want, but will know
when the whats make us want them.
Please don't take it personally
if the what you send isn't
the what we want.
It's not your fault.
It's our fault.
Unless you don't follow these guidelines.
In that case it is totally your fault.
